Conversations with God!
A man on the verge of death had this vision of a guy conversing with him…
God: Hey dude! How u doing?
Man (Utterly shocked)…who the hell r u…. I’m suffering from pain n misery. How heartless can u be to show such impertinence to a man on his death bed.
God: Birth and Death is just a cycle of life as simple as changing clothes…so jus cool it n by the way I’m god!!!
Man (in utter dismay thinks): oh my god I have gone mad…. I have got schizophrenia!!!
God: (Well being the omniscient one that he is) of course u don’t have schizophrenia…I am god n I have come to give u a choice between heaven n hell.
Man: (Now in quite a harsh manner) well I don know who u r and what u want from me but I will not reveal where all the cash lies…that information dies with me. I know who has sent you and why…
God: Cash!!!…even at the deathbed that is all that u can think of…well I think man was my worst creation ever. Ok what do you want me to do for u to believe I’m god?
Man: create something on the fly… I need to witness a miracle to certify u as god otherwise I shall press this button right now and u will be whisked away at once by the doctors n nurses in this hospital….I have paid an enormous amount for these people to take care of me.
God: (Shakes his head, looks at this guy with pity in his eyes) God has to prove himself when he is standing right before u while you r willing to believe in the existence of god in a stone. Fine, as you wish …with a swish of his hand he creates a visiting card that says
God
Every atom in this universe
Beyond time and space
Man: (almost believing and a little scared! N also thinking of a thousand things to ask for) ss…sooo what do u want from me?
God: just the simple choice that I give every man “hell or heaven”?
Man: I thought God decides that…
God: Me???????? Oh that’s too much of an effort. There are 6,605,008,933 people currently on the planet and billions elsewhere in the universe. Do you think I can decide for all these people??? I’m not Santa Claus… and plus why do you think I gave u brains …decide it, you moron with a capital M!
Man: What’s the difference between heaven and hell?
God: Heaven is a place filled with bliss where joy lasts for eternity and you live in a state beyond time and space at complete peace while hell means “Back to earth!!!”
Man: so wouldn’t every human being decide on heaven????
God: Finally a relevant question! Then why do you think the population has multiplied exponentially on earth???? I m giving you 2 more minutes to choose coz I have to go n give the exact same speech to 1000 other people.
Man (In anger coz he has never been treated with such impudence!!): what the hell!!
God: So be it! Cya take care
God: Hey dude! How u doing?
Man (Utterly shocked)…who the hell r u…. I’m suffering from pain n misery. How heartless can u be to show such impertinence to a man on his death bed.
God: Birth and Death is just a cycle of life as simple as changing clothes…so jus cool it n by the way I’m god!!!
Man (in utter dismay thinks): oh my god I have gone mad…. I have got schizophrenia!!!
God: (Well being the omniscient one that he is) of course u don’t have schizophrenia…I am god n I have come to give u a choice between heaven n hell.
Man: (Now in quite a harsh manner) well I don know who u r and what u want from me but I will not reveal where all the cash lies…that information dies with me. I know who has sent you and why…
God: Cash!!!…even at the deathbed that is all that u can think of…well I think man was my worst creation ever. Ok what do you want me to do for u to believe I’m god?
Man: create something on the fly… I need to witness a miracle to certify u as god otherwise I shall press this button right now and u will be whisked away at once by the doctors n nurses in this hospital….I have paid an enormous amount for these people to take care of me.
God: (Shakes his head, looks at this guy with pity in his eyes) God has to prove himself when he is standing right before u while you r willing to believe in the existence of god in a stone. Fine, as you wish …with a swish of his hand he creates a visiting card that says
God
Every atom in this universe
Beyond time and space
Man: (almost believing and a little scared! N also thinking of a thousand things to ask for) ss…sooo what do u want from me?
God: just the simple choice that I give every man “hell or heaven”?
Man: I thought God decides that…
God: Me???????? Oh that’s too much of an effort. There are 6,605,008,933 people currently on the planet and billions elsewhere in the universe. Do you think I can decide for all these people??? I’m not Santa Claus… and plus why do you think I gave u brains …decide it, you moron with a capital M!
Man: What’s the difference between heaven and hell?
God: Heaven is a place filled with bliss where joy lasts for eternity and you live in a state beyond time and space at complete peace while hell means “Back to earth!!!”
Man: so wouldn’t every human being decide on heaven????
God: Finally a relevant question! Then why do you think the population has multiplied exponentially on earth???? I m giving you 2 more minutes to choose coz I have to go n give the exact same speech to 1000 other people.
Man (In anger coz he has never been treated with such impudence!!): what the hell!!
God: So be it! Cya take care
Labels: Conversations, God
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